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Title: Sanity is Subjective
Rating: PG
Pairing: Optimus Prime/Primus
Prompt: "If you don't stop apologizing, I will grab you somewhere unpleasant." (from [livejournal.com profile] camfield)
Notes: So, in [livejournal.com profile] shibara_ffnet's stream last night, [livejournal.com profile] camfield roped a bunch of us into having a prompt orgy. There were five of us total – one gave everyone a prompt, and the other four had 15 minutes to write something for it. Unfortunately, the 15-minute time limit was pretty strict – we could finish sentences, but we couldn't finish where were going with what we were writing, so these are all really rough and end rather abruptly.

I actually had a lot more fun than I expected to. I normally can't write under pressure and especially not for something I didn't think up on my own, but all of these came to me pretty easily, so I was very pleasantly surprised. And I actually rather like how most of them turned out, so...yeah.

I mean it. I'm tired of it. )


Title: The Cat and the Hound
Rating: PG
Pairing: Hound/Ravage
Prompt: Run until you can't run anymore (from [livejournal.com profile] dellessa)
Notes: So, in [livejournal.com profile] shibara_ffnet's stream last night, [livejournal.com profile] camfield roped a bunch of us into having a prompt orgy. There were five of us total – one gave everyone a prompt, and the other four had 15 minutes to write something for it. Unfortunately, the 15-minute time limit was pretty strict – we could finish sentences, but we couldn't finish where were going with what we were writing, so these are all really rough and end rather abruptly.

I...joygasmed at this prompt. I won't even deny it. I ship these two so hard it's ridiculous, and nothing exists for them beyond [livejournal.com profile] iiiskaaa's old one-shot.

Checkmate )



Title: Why Soundwave's No Longer Allowed to Upgrade Himself
Rating: PG
Pairing: Starscream/Soundwave
Prompt: Tentacles weren't designed for that, but okay (from [livejournal.com profile] lady_aquill)
Notes: So, in [livejournal.com profile] shibara_ffnet's stream last night, [livejournal.com profile] camfield roped a bunch of us into having a prompt orgy. There were five of us total – one gave everyone a prompt, and the other four had 15 minutes to write something for it. Unfortunately, the 15-minute time limit was pretty strict – we could finish sentences, but we couldn't finish where were going with what we were writing, so these are all really rough and end rather abruptly.

I've always been fond of this pairing, but I've never been able to write them together before. I didn't succeed much on that end this time either.

At least Starscream could say 'I told you so.' )



Title: Fine Print
Rating: PG
Pairing: Swindle/??
Prompt: "It's always the fine print, mech. You should know." (from [livejournal.com profile] shibara_ffnet)
Notes: So, in [livejournal.com profile] shibara_ffnet's stream last night, [livejournal.com profile] camfield roped a bunch of us into having a prompt orgy. There were five of us total – one gave everyone a prompt, and the other four had 15 minutes to write something for it. Unfortunately, the 15-minute time limit was pretty strict – we could finish sentences, but we couldn't finish where were going with what we were writing, so these are all really rough and end rather abruptly.

Shibara actually did give me a full pairing in the prompt, but I twisted it around in my response, and I don't want to spoil what I did. I went to Darkville with this one.

He needed it )
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Title: Camouflage
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Choosing not to list so it will be a surprise (though people who watch my LJ might be able to figure it out early)
Warnings/Advertisements: Mentions of past attempted genocide; very vague mentions of past dubcon; extremely misogynistic society; vague mentions of tentacles
Summary: One femme chooses to pretend to be something she's not in order to find her place in a society revolted by her existence.

This is a combination response to three things: my AU Bingo card's wild card (which I assigned as alternate history: different gender) and two kink meme prompts: Of Hidden Femmes and Misogynistic Mechs and All Mechs Have Naughty Tentacles. This was written as the start to what I hope will become a larger story some day as I have time, but it reads just fine stand-alone. No tentacles actually being naughty in this part, unfortunately, but if I can continue this, there will be. Attitudes of mech society in this story do not reflect my own personal views.

My, aren't you a rare breed? )
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Title: Silence in the Medbay
Rating: G
Characters: Ratchet, Jazz
Summary: A quiet conversation in the aftermath of a battle.

Written for the prompt medical on my AU Bingo card. I failed to complete my card by the deadline, but I didn't want what I did manage to write to go to waste. The trick with this challenge was thinking in terms of "any response must be very obviously AU", so I tried to ask myself a question with each one. It worked for some, not so much for others.

You wouldn't know what to do with yourself if I didn't give you a few good scares every now and then )
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Title: Unbroken
Rating: G
Characters: Blurr
Summary: Some records are nearly impossible to break.

Written for the prompt auto-racing on my AU Bingo card. I failed to complete my card by the deadline, but I didn't want what I did manage to write to go to waste. The trick with this challenge was thinking in terms of "any response must be very obviously AU", so I tried to ask myself a question with each one. It worked for some, not so much for others.

Blurr tried not to be bitter )
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Title: In Plain Sight
Rating: PG-13 for implied violence
Characters: Jazz, Prowl
Summary: Investigating murder isn't high on Jazz's list of favorite activities, but things are much more complicated than they seem at first glance, and time is running out to solve the case - and to clear the name of his friend, the only suspect.

(This is un-betaed as Life is being particularly unkind to my beta lately, so I didn't want to burden her with rush-checking this before I went off for vacation. If there are any glaring mistakes, discrepencies, or confusing areas, please let me know so I can fix them when I have internet access again. I'll post a list of the units of time I'm using if anybody wants me to, and I'll be able to respond to comments Friday)

No amount of levity would help now )
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Title: Hate the Ground (Hate the Dark's sequel - I finally came up with a mediocre title)
Arc: 'Til All Are One
Rating: G for now
Characters: Optimus Prime, Jazz, Blaster, Thundercracker, Eject, several others mentioned/cameos
Summary: Okay, after finishing this in January, getting it back from a beta, seeing that it needed an ASSLOAD of work done to make it not suck, graduate school kicking my ass, and my mother's surgery, I've come to the conclusion that I'm not going to be happy with this no matter what I do to it. Sorry for the stupidly long delay only for you to be given this drivel. Hoping to have a better idea of where I'm going with this by the time I finish chapter 3.

...was that really a flower? )

Bandwagon

Mar. 6th, 2009 09:09 pm
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I'm always a sucker for bandwagons. Plus, this kinda has the plus of showing *old man voice* I'm not dead~ [/inside joke]

Post a single sentence extract from each WIP you have (or as many as you want to pick). No context, no explanations.

  • Clearly, Thundercracker was not versed in the proper handling of cassettes, Eject realized as he was plucked up rather painfully by the back of his neck, and the grip only became more painful as he was lifted from the ground and felt the planet's intense gravity trying to draw him back down.

  • Prowl lowered his gaze back to the duty roster as he abruptly cut off his subordinate's monologue, "That is the most disgusting odor I've ever had the misfortune of smelling. Get it away from me."

  • Only two sources of luminescence penetrated the blackness, crimson and cerulean.

  • In an instant, it was as if they were no longer in the foreign, organic bodies they were currently trapped inside and instead were once again in the sky where they belonged - as Starscream bounded over a fallen log with a fluid grace hidden by his strange, organic prison, Thundercracker and Skywarp immediately fell into formation behind him, their antlers tossed high as they veritably glided with their commander over the meadow.

  • No, we were simply Machine Soldier Black, Machine Soldier Red, Machine Soldier Blue, Machine Soldier Yellow, and I was Machine Soldier White.

  • They were merely shadows, colorless forms whose only purpose was to do the bidding of their master.
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Title: (I need a title - seriously; you people wanted this stupid thing - help me name it! D: ) Hate the Ground
Arc: 'Til All Are One
Rating: G for now
Characters: Optimus Prime, Jazz (cameo), several others mentioned
Summary: Okay, you people wanted a real sequel to Hate the Dark - here's the beginning. And...most of it is just rambling tl;dr, I'm afraid. TT I honestly still have absolutely no idea where I'm going with this, so it's going to be slow while I (1) figure it out and (2) finish up my first two nightmarish graduate classes. I finally got into a graduate program, and it's kicking my ass, but I'm going to try to keep updates more frequent than once every six months. >> Just need a damned title.

He felt petty for it, really )
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The only way I can maintain my sanity while studying for my GRE is to take breaks and do something that's actually fun. Well, writing has never been necessarily...fun for me, but hey, it's better than studying. So, I thought I'd give that silly song meme a shot because I fall for bandwagons like a lemming falls off a cliff.

That, and [livejournal.com profile] lyricality has been perched on my head staring at me for the last 3 days until I do it. I tried for about 2 per study break, and I was going to stop at 10, but I can't count and ended up with 12. Then, while I was waiting for mp3s to upload, I figured I might as well go for 15.

tl;dr - here's some crap:

By the way, have I mentioned that I really suck? )
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Title: Breeding Strategy (part 3 - co-written with [livejournal.com profile] okami_hu)
Arc: Sparklight
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Grimlock, Sludge, Swoop, OCs
Summary: Grimlock and Sludge search for Swoop who isn't taking his captivity lightly. (sticky - glossary of terms)

You answer him Sludge now, or me Grimlock start eating bits and pieces )
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Title: Breeding Strategy (part 2 - co-written with [livejournal.com profile] okami_hu)
Arc: Sparklight
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Grimlock, Sludge, Swoop, OCs
Summary: Swoop has been captured by the Predacons - it's up to Grimlock and Sludge to find him. (sticky - glossary of terms)

We have ways of making you...compliant )
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Title: Breeding Strategy (part 1 - co-written with [livejournal.com profile] okami_hu)
Arc: Sparklight
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Swoop/femme OC
Summary: Plot starts happening here. (sticky - glossary of terms)

Want heirs that much? Me Swoop can give you them...strong and brave like all Dinobots )
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Title: Moving In (co-written with [livejournal.com profile] okami_hu)
Arc: Sparklight
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Grimlock, Swoop, Sludge, Snarl, Slag
Summary: Teenage Dinobots. Oh, the horrors. (sticky - glossary of terms)

You Sludge not waste time asking dumb questions )
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Title: Proving Oneself (co-written with [livejournal.com profile] okami_hu)
Arc: Sparklight
Rating: G
Characters: Grimlock, Swoop, Sludge, Snarl, Slag
Summary: Teenage Dinobots. Oh, the horrors. (sticky - glossary of terms)

If you Swoop can do it, then me Grimlock can too )
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Title: Sacred Song (co-written with [livejournal.com profile] okami_hu)
Arc: Sparklight
Rating: NC-17
Characters: OC, Grimlock
Summary: Teenage Dinobots. Oh, the horrors. (sticky - glossary of terms)

Tonight, him Grimlock has to prove he good warrior )
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Title: Sparkpulse (co-written with [livejournal.com profile] okami_hu)
Arc: Sparklight
Rating: PG (R for this part)
Characters: Optimus Prime, Starscream
Summary: How might things have gone had it been Optimus who took Starscream under his wing before the war instead of Megatron?

If this doesn't clue him in, nothing will )
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Title: Sparkpulse (co-written with [livejournal.com profile] okami_hu)
Arc: Sparklight
Rating: PG
Characters: Optimus Prime, Starscream
Summary: How might things have gone had it been Optimus who took Starscream under his wing before the war instead of Megatron?

Oh, I already thanked him - we celebrated last night )
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Title: Sparkpulse (co-written with [livejournal.com profile] okami_hu)
Arc: Sparklight
Rating: PG
Characters: Optimus Prime, Starscream
Summary: How might things have gone had it been Optimus who took Starscream under his wing before the war instead of Megatron?

You flatter me unnecessarily... )
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Title: Sparkpulse (co-written with [livejournal.com profile] okami_hu)
Arc: Sparklight
Rating: PG
Characters: Optimus Prime, Starscream
Summary: How might things have gone had it been Optimus who took Starscream under his wing before the war instead of Megatron?

Maybe next time you'll think twice before calling your aerial maneuver instructor a 'sick techno-vulture' )
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Title: Sparkpulse (co-written with [livejournal.com profile] okami_hu)
Arc: Sparklight
Rating: PG
Characters: Optimus Prime, Starscream
Summary: How might things have gone had it been Optimus who took Starscream under his wing before the war instead of Megatron?

Why should you care? )
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