Angry Ravage Is Angry

Title: Sanity is Subjective
Rating: PG
Pairing: Optimus Prime/Primus
Prompt: "If you don't stop apologizing, I will grab you somewhere unpleasant." (from camfield)
Notes: So, in shibara_ffnet's stream last night, camfield roped a bunch of us into having a prompt orgy. There were five of us total – one gave everyone a prompt, and the other four had 15 minutes to write something for it. Unfortunately, the 15-minute time limit was pretty strict – we could finish sentences, but we couldn't finish where were going with what we were writing, so these are all really rough and end rather abruptly.

I actually had a lot more fun than I expected to. I normally can't write under pressure and especially not for something I didn't think up on my own, but all of these came to me pretty easily, so I was very pleasantly surprised. And I actually rather like how most of them turned out, so...yeah.

( I mean it. I'm tired of it. )


Title: The Cat and the Hound
Rating: PG
Pairing: Hound/Ravage
Prompt: Run until you can't run anymore (from dellessa)
Notes: So, in shibara_ffnet's stream last night, camfield roped a bunch of us into having a prompt orgy. There were five of us total – one gave everyone a prompt, and the other four had 15 minutes to write something for it. Unfortunately, the 15-minute time limit was pretty strict – we could finish sentences, but we couldn't finish where were going with what we were writing, so these are all really rough and end rather abruptly.

I...joygasmed at this prompt. I won't even deny it. I ship these two so hard it's ridiculous, and nothing exists for them beyond iiiskaaa's old one-shot.

( Checkmate )



Title: Why Soundwave's No Longer Allowed to Upgrade Himself
Rating: PG
Pairing: Starscream/Soundwave
Prompt: Tentacles weren't designed for that, but okay (from lady_aquill)
Notes: So, in shibara_ffnet's stream last night, camfield roped a bunch of us into having a prompt orgy. There were five of us total – one gave everyone a prompt, and the other four had 15 minutes to write something for it. Unfortunately, the 15-minute time limit was pretty strict – we could finish sentences, but we couldn't finish where were going with what we were writing, so these are all really rough and end rather abruptly.

I've always been fond of this pairing, but I've never been able to write them together before. I didn't succeed much on that end this time either.

( At least Starscream could say 'I told you so.' )



Title: Fine Print
Rating: PG
Pairing: Swindle/??
Prompt: "It's always the fine print, mech. You should know." (from shibara_ffnet)
Notes: So, in shibara_ffnet's stream last night, camfield roped a bunch of us into having a prompt orgy. There were five of us total – one gave everyone a prompt, and the other four had 15 minutes to write something for it. Unfortunately, the 15-minute time limit was pretty strict – we could finish sentences, but we couldn't finish where were going with what we were writing, so these are all really rough and end rather abruptly.

Shibara actually did give me a full pairing in the prompt, but I twisted it around in my response, and I don't want to spoil what I did. I went to Darkville with this one.

( He needed it )

Title: Slippin' and Slidin' Away
Rating: G
Characters: Spike, Carly
Summary: Carly is very easily amused.

Written for the prompt figure skating on my AU Bingo card. I failed to complete my card by the deadline, but I didn't want what I did manage to write to go to waste. I couldn't figure out what to do with this one, though, to make it blatantly AU, so it's just kinda...vaguely AU. In that this doesn't happen within any canonical timeline. Yeah, I kinda cheated with this one. I also just barely made the 500 word minimum. This one was really hard.

It's also, frankly, crap.

( I'm not sure this was a good idea )

Title: Alien Sky
Arc: N/A
Rating: PG
Characters: Skywarp, Thundercracker, Soundwave, Starscream, and more
Summary: This...is STRANGE. Let me go ahead and warn you of that. It all stemmed from a very old entry in tfiwts that demanded stories where the Transformers are turned into something other than humans, so I started this back in November.

...then I found it had already been done and done much better by Starhorse on FF.net with her story On Being Reduced to Instinct. So, this kind of died there two paragraphs in.

Well, I was depressed after totally bombing my GRE Tuesday, so I picked it up again since I'm stuck in everything else and managed to finish the first part. I have the whole thing planned out in my head, but since I worry I'll just look like I'm ripping off Starhorse, I'm not sure if I should even bother continuing/finishing it. Should I? =/

Not going to bother cross-posting anywhere since I don't know if I'll continue it or not.

( I, unfortunately, am obedient to a fault )

Title: Awe
Arc: N/A
Rating: G
Characters: Ravage, Rumble, Frenzy, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw
Summary: Response to 10_prompts - "Awe" [full table]

This was the prompt that started this little project. It's changed a little since my original idea, but the overall idea is still there.

( Earth was an amazing place )

Title: Scarred
Arc: N/A
Rating: G
Characters: Rumble
Summary: Response to 10_prompts - "Scarred" [full table]

( That purple symbol represented so many things )

Title: Beginnings
Arc: N/A
Rating: G
Characters: Ravage, Soundwave
Summary: Response to 10_prompts - "Beginnings" [full table]

( What would it be like to fly? )

Title: Nightwatch
Arc: N/A
Rating: R
Characters: Ravage, Steeljaw
Summary: Steeljaw is on a mission to retrieve information from the Nemesis, but he runs into a little...resistance. (Originally written for the November challenge at mecha_erotica "Somebody Needs Some Lovin'". I didn't expect it to get nearly as many votes as it did, so I guess people liked it. oO My initial thought was Rumble & Frenzy/Ravage, but then Steeljaw butted in and said he needed some lovin', and who am I to argue against kittypr0n?)

( It was at that point that Ravage decided the direct approach was probably the best option. )