[sticky entry] Sticky: Quick note

Jul. 12th, 2012 03:33 am
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Just a quick note as I see a few people are following this version of Deceptikitty: this (the DW version) is just going to be a back-up/mirror of the LJ version. Since there's no way to cross-post the way you can personal journal entries here, I don't want to have a bunch of duplicate entries whenever I back up the LJ version's comments.

Basically, if you want to follow my slow writing, you might want to do so on LJ instead if you don't already. ♥
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Title: Tool Organization: A How-To (AO3 link)
Rating: PG-13-ish
Pairing: Ratchet/His Imagination
Summary: Unintentional dirty talk + Ratchet's overactive imagination = Much Embarrassment.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] gunmaxual in exchange for The Behaviorist (hers is much better than mine). The main gist of the prompt was Chip Chase uses technobabble to unintentionally dirty talk Ratchet. It ended up going a slightly different direction, though the overall idea is still there (...somewhere). I'd actually almost call this light-R, but as it's tactile, I don't think that's enough to really warrant an R rating.
Long-Suffering Beta: [livejournal.com profile] ladydragon76

That's not the storeroom )
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Title: Sanity is Subjective
Rating: PG
Pairing: Optimus Prime/Primus
Prompt: "If you don't stop apologizing, I will grab you somewhere unpleasant." (from [livejournal.com profile] camfield)
Notes: So, in [livejournal.com profile] shibara_ffnet's stream last night, [livejournal.com profile] camfield roped a bunch of us into having a prompt orgy. There were five of us total – one gave everyone a prompt, and the other four had 15 minutes to write something for it. Unfortunately, the 15-minute time limit was pretty strict – we could finish sentences, but we couldn't finish where were going with what we were writing, so these are all really rough and end rather abruptly.

I actually had a lot more fun than I expected to. I normally can't write under pressure and especially not for something I didn't think up on my own, but all of these came to me pretty easily, so I was very pleasantly surprised. And I actually rather like how most of them turned out, so...yeah.

I mean it. I'm tired of it. )


Title: The Cat and the Hound
Rating: PG
Pairing: Hound/Ravage
Prompt: Run until you can't run anymore (from [livejournal.com profile] dellessa)
Notes: So, in [livejournal.com profile] shibara_ffnet's stream last night, [livejournal.com profile] camfield roped a bunch of us into having a prompt orgy. There were five of us total – one gave everyone a prompt, and the other four had 15 minutes to write something for it. Unfortunately, the 15-minute time limit was pretty strict – we could finish sentences, but we couldn't finish where were going with what we were writing, so these are all really rough and end rather abruptly.

I...joygasmed at this prompt. I won't even deny it. I ship these two so hard it's ridiculous, and nothing exists for them beyond [livejournal.com profile] iiiskaaa's old one-shot.

Checkmate )



Title: Why Soundwave's No Longer Allowed to Upgrade Himself
Rating: PG
Pairing: Starscream/Soundwave
Prompt: Tentacles weren't designed for that, but okay (from [livejournal.com profile] lady_aquill)
Notes: So, in [livejournal.com profile] shibara_ffnet's stream last night, [livejournal.com profile] camfield roped a bunch of us into having a prompt orgy. There were five of us total – one gave everyone a prompt, and the other four had 15 minutes to write something for it. Unfortunately, the 15-minute time limit was pretty strict – we could finish sentences, but we couldn't finish where were going with what we were writing, so these are all really rough and end rather abruptly.

I've always been fond of this pairing, but I've never been able to write them together before. I didn't succeed much on that end this time either.

At least Starscream could say 'I told you so.' )



Title: Fine Print
Rating: PG
Pairing: Swindle/??
Prompt: "It's always the fine print, mech. You should know." (from [livejournal.com profile] shibara_ffnet)
Notes: So, in [livejournal.com profile] shibara_ffnet's stream last night, [livejournal.com profile] camfield roped a bunch of us into having a prompt orgy. There were five of us total – one gave everyone a prompt, and the other four had 15 minutes to write something for it. Unfortunately, the 15-minute time limit was pretty strict – we could finish sentences, but we couldn't finish where were going with what we were writing, so these are all really rough and end rather abruptly.

Shibara actually did give me a full pairing in the prompt, but I twisted it around in my response, and I don't want to spoil what I did. I went to Darkville with this one.

He needed it )
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Title: Primes and Protectors
Rating: PG-13 (vaguely implied sticky)
Pairing: Onslaught/Soundwave
Summary: Onslaught reflects on himself, his comrades, and the war itself while playing footsie.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] ultharkitty in the TF Gift Exchange. I didn't get a specific prompt, but Ultharkitty did give a preference to Soundwave, and I knew she liked the Combaticons, so I figured I'd see where Onslaught would take me. I'd never written him before, so it was a welcome challenge getting into his head. I blanked on why they'd get together, though, until I came up with what basically amounts to the bastard lovechild of Risk and Chess. I'm now very, very fond of it.

The game Primes and Protectors is my brainchild. I can't imagine that anyone would want to use it but me, but if anyone does, please just make sure you give me credit.

Mega props to [livejournal.com profile] rageai and [livejournal.com profile] ryagelle for betaing under short notice.

The glitch was yanking his chain )
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Title: Camouflage
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Choosing not to list so it will be a surprise (though people who watch my LJ might be able to figure it out early)
Warnings/Advertisements: Mentions of past attempted genocide; very vague mentions of past dubcon; extremely misogynistic society; vague mentions of tentacles
Summary: One femme chooses to pretend to be something she's not in order to find her place in a society revolted by her existence.

This is a combination response to three things: my AU Bingo card's wild card (which I assigned as alternate history: different gender) and two kink meme prompts: Of Hidden Femmes and Misogynistic Mechs and All Mechs Have Naughty Tentacles. This was written as the start to what I hope will become a larger story some day as I have time, but it reads just fine stand-alone. No tentacles actually being naughty in this part, unfortunately, but if I can continue this, there will be. Attitudes of mech society in this story do not reflect my own personal views.

My, aren't you a rare breed? )
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Title: Slippin' and Slidin' Away
Rating: G
Characters: Spike, Carly
Summary: Carly is very easily amused.

Written for the prompt figure skating on my AU Bingo card. I failed to complete my card by the deadline, but I didn't want what I did manage to write to go to waste. I couldn't figure out what to do with this one, though, to make it blatantly AU, so it's just kinda...vaguely AU. In that this doesn't happen within any canonical timeline. Yeah, I kinda cheated with this one. I also just barely made the 500 word minimum. This one was really hard.

It's also, frankly, crap.

I'm not sure this was a good idea )
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Title: Silence in the Medbay
Rating: G
Characters: Ratchet, Jazz
Summary: A quiet conversation in the aftermath of a battle.

Written for the prompt medical on my AU Bingo card. I failed to complete my card by the deadline, but I didn't want what I did manage to write to go to waste. The trick with this challenge was thinking in terms of "any response must be very obviously AU", so I tried to ask myself a question with each one. It worked for some, not so much for others.

You wouldn't know what to do with yourself if I didn't give you a few good scares every now and then )
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Title: Unbroken
Rating: G
Characters: Blurr
Summary: Some records are nearly impossible to break.

Written for the prompt auto-racing on my AU Bingo card. I failed to complete my card by the deadline, but I didn't want what I did manage to write to go to waste. The trick with this challenge was thinking in terms of "any response must be very obviously AU", so I tried to ask myself a question with each one. It worked for some, not so much for others.

Blurr tried not to be bitter )
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Deadline: March 31, 2012 Fail! Not that I expected otherwise. Pffffft.
models spies / secret agents auto-racing artists robots / AI
activists sailors medical mutation Alt. History: someone never returned
Alt. History: someone left dystopia Alt. History: different gender zombies small town / village
prison underwater figure skating bounty hunters mage / wizard
criminals immortals demons / angels animals royalty / nobility
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Deadline: March 31, 2012 Fail! Not that I expected otherwise. Pffffft.
models spies / secret agents auto-racing artists robots / AI
activists sailors medical mutation Alt. History: someone never returned
Alt. History: someone left dystopia Alt. History: different gender zombies small town / village
prison underwater figure skating bounty hunters mage / wizard
criminals immortals demons / angels animals royalty / nobility
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Shamelessly ganked from [livejournal.com profile] eloquencelost because it looked like fun.

Give me one of my own stories (finished or not), and a time at some point after the end of the story or before the story started, and I'll write you at least 100 words of what happened then, whether it's five minutes before the story begins or ten years in the future.
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Title: In Plain Sight
Rating: PG-13 for implied violence
Characters: Jazz, Prowl
Summary: Investigating murder isn't high on Jazz's list of favorite activities, but things are much more complicated than they seem at first glance, and time is running out to solve the case - and to clear the name of his friend, the only suspect.

(This is un-betaed as Life is being particularly unkind to my beta lately, so I didn't want to burden her with rush-checking this before I went off for vacation. If there are any glaring mistakes, discrepencies, or confusing areas, please let me know so I can fix them when I have internet access again. I'll post a list of the units of time I'm using if anybody wants me to, and I'll be able to respond to comments Friday)

No amount of levity would help now )
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Have I mentioned that I'm a sheep?

Name a character (up to five at a time - don't have to pick just one at a time, and once I've replied, you can pick five more if you want. I have no life XD ), and I'll tell you at least three facts about them from my own personal pseudocanon.

Also, there's still one slot left below. I'm going to get started on those prompts while we're in California/on the train there next week. ♥
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I don't often do this, partly because I'm such a slow writer, but mostly because I just don't like taking prompts from other people simply because I'm a paranoid nit about getting characters wrong and/or letting down the prompter/requester. But, alas, I'm a sucker for bandwagons, and since I've already left prompts for 3 other people, it would be beyond selfish of me to not post as well.

The first TEN people to comment in this post get to request a drabble of any pairing/character of their choosing from me. Please also include a PROMPT (1-3 words or a phrase/quote) because I can't be left to think of something on my own, or it'll never get done. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level. If you absolutely can't write, I don't see why you wouldn't be able to offer drawings or icons or something instead. Last bit ain't mandatory.

I reserve the right to turn down a pairing/prompt if I don't like it. To save you the trouble, these are DEFINITE "no"s: Prowl/Jazz, Prime/Bumblebee, Prime/Elita.
I normally only do G1/IDW, but depending on the pairing/prompt, I can try my hand at movie 'verse (first movie only - I've been avoiding spoilers for the second like the plague). I don't do Animated - sorry. I can tryyyyy to do pr0n, but I'm even slower at that than I am at regular writing, so request at your own risk D: Sticky is perfectly fine if that's what you want, but you'll have to specify. My default is tactile/spark.

These will probably be done on the train to California next week, so sorry if it takes a while D:

Edit:

1. Sentinel Prime/Sunstorm - [Imperium Cybertronium; "Everybody needs someone"] [livejournal.com profile] vejiraziel
2. Ratchet/Jazz - [G1; cuddles] [livejournal.com profile] raelynhb
3. Blurr/Mirage - [IDW pre-war; "There is more to life than simply increasing its speed"] [livejournal.com profile] oxbridgefemme
4. Ramhorn - [G1; jealous] [livejournal.com profile] mmouse15
5. Prime/Starscream - [G1?; faithfully] [livejournal.com profile] lyricality
6. Tracks/Jazz - [IDW; excessive gratitude] [livejournal.com profile] eerian_sadow
7. Snarl/Slag - [Maximum Dinobots; rough-housing] [livejournal.com profile] kokitten
8. Shockwave/Megatron - [DW/IDW; hostage negotiations] [livejournal.com profile] spotlight_noa
9. Starscream/Jazz - [G1; unexpected] [livejournal.com profile] vani_nessa
10. Hound/Mirage - [Fistful of Energon; "I hate this Primus damned bonnet!"] [livejournal.com profile] vejiraziel
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Title: Hate the Ground (Hate the Dark's sequel - I finally came up with a mediocre title)
Arc: 'Til All Are One
Rating: G for now
Characters: Optimus Prime, Jazz, Blaster, Thundercracker, Eject, several others mentioned/cameos
Summary: Okay, after finishing this in January, getting it back from a beta, seeing that it needed an ASSLOAD of work done to make it not suck, graduate school kicking my ass, and my mother's surgery, I've come to the conclusion that I'm not going to be happy with this no matter what I do to it. Sorry for the stupidly long delay only for you to be given this drivel. Hoping to have a better idea of where I'm going with this by the time I finish chapter 3.

...was that really a flower? )

Bandwagon

Mar. 6th, 2009 09:09 pm
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I'm always a sucker for bandwagons. Plus, this kinda has the plus of showing *old man voice* I'm not dead~ [/inside joke]

Post a single sentence extract from each WIP you have (or as many as you want to pick). No context, no explanations.

  • Clearly, Thundercracker was not versed in the proper handling of cassettes, Eject realized as he was plucked up rather painfully by the back of his neck, and the grip only became more painful as he was lifted from the ground and felt the planet's intense gravity trying to draw him back down.

  • Prowl lowered his gaze back to the duty roster as he abruptly cut off his subordinate's monologue, "That is the most disgusting odor I've ever had the misfortune of smelling. Get it away from me."

  • Only two sources of luminescence penetrated the blackness, crimson and cerulean.

  • In an instant, it was as if they were no longer in the foreign, organic bodies they were currently trapped inside and instead were once again in the sky where they belonged - as Starscream bounded over a fallen log with a fluid grace hidden by his strange, organic prison, Thundercracker and Skywarp immediately fell into formation behind him, their antlers tossed high as they veritably glided with their commander over the meadow.

  • No, we were simply Machine Soldier Black, Machine Soldier Red, Machine Soldier Blue, Machine Soldier Yellow, and I was Machine Soldier White.

  • They were merely shadows, colorless forms whose only purpose was to do the bidding of their master.
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Title: Messy Heroes
Arc: N/A
Rating: G
Characters: Sam, Ratchet, Wheeljack
Summary: Written for [livejournal.com profile] tfic_contest's December contest which had people anonymously post prompts in the hopes that someone would write for them for Christmas. I was sick the last half of this month (and still am), so I was only able to respond to this one. I really wanted to respond to the one with Hound and the twins, but it didn't happen. D: Never thought I'd write movieverse. Deepest apologies to the requester as this more than likely isn't what he/she wanted/had in mind TT
Original Prompt: Wheeljack/Ironhide; They meet. Things explode.

Ooh! )

[spam]

Dec. 4th, 2008 06:12 pm
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It's my comm, and I can spam if I want to~ So, I finished decorating the tree and the living room with our few meager Christmas decorations today, and Plushformer Prime chimed in that he wanted to help like the cute little trooper he is. Little did I know that he was just conning me into letting him out of my room so he could explore.

First, he got to know Santa Raphael and Santa Claus who were being bums and watching me struggle with the disgusting number of ornaments we have. They are BAD INFLUENCES to an easily-influenced goober like Prime. Every time I bent over to look in another box, I heard snickering behind me.

After I separated them, Prime became friendly with plushie*Sugar and plushie*Bob (left to right). They're not so bad - though they did drown him in puppykisses until he started squealing for me to save him. I took my sweet time doing it to get back at him for the snickering with Raph and Santa.

After finally rescuing him, I made him get to work helping me untangle the Christmas tree lights. He did a good job of it though he couldn't help a little WTF moment when he finally untangled the line and realized something was...off. Where that one blue light came from, we have no idea.

With the lights on the tree, it was time to put up the tree topper. Prime would not be convinced that the Matrix does not make a good one. After the tenth attempt at getting it to stay on top, he begrudgingly helped me put up the real one.

He was so pouty over being denied a Matrix topper though, I gave him a tree his size to make him feel better. He went squee.

Then, it was time for the ornaments. I like to have never pried him away from one particular ornament.

Once I finally did though, I ended up taking my eyes off of him long enough for him to escape. I found him trying to buddy up with Pep-O-Mint the Candy Cane Keeper. He was trying to con her out of a candy cane. Since he wasn't palling around with Raph and Santa again, I left him alone and finished up the tree.

Prime is very persuasive. Next time I looked over, I found out that Pep-O-Mint broke down and delivered.

That was the end of the decorating though. He's back in my room munching his candy canes and looking very proud of himself.
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Title: (I need a title - seriously; you people wanted this stupid thing - help me name it! D: ) Hate the Ground
Arc: 'Til All Are One
Rating: G for now
Characters: Optimus Prime, Jazz (cameo), several others mentioned
Summary: Okay, you people wanted a real sequel to Hate the Dark - here's the beginning. And...most of it is just rambling tl;dr, I'm afraid. TT I honestly still have absolutely no idea where I'm going with this, so it's going to be slow while I (1) figure it out and (2) finish up my first two nightmarish graduate classes. I finally got into a graduate program, and it's kicking my ass, but I'm going to try to keep updates more frequent than once every six months. >> Just need a damned title.

He felt petty for it, really )

Spam!

Sep. 22nd, 2008 02:05 am
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Sorry for the spammage, but I figured, shit, this is my fandom comm - I can show off semi-unrelated stuff if I damn well want to~

Optimini's a joke OC of mine who I've been using in an RP with a good friend for almost a year now. He's also made an appearance in a gag script-form RP with [livejournal.com profile] lyricality, and [livejournal.com profile] vejiraziel recently borrowed him for her crack Bring It On, and she just drew him for me - I had to show him off in all his chubby, mix-and-match cuteness~ <3

Optimini!

The original Optimini is simply a white, chrome, and blue (DW*Magnus) cassette-sized version of Optimus with a random wolf tail, but Veji's image of him is just as adorable in that freakish way only the sparkling of Prime and Starscream could make.

Besides, this version looks much more likely to have come out of an egg.

...yeah. That's all. Sorry D: I am finally working on the nameless sequel though (need a damn title!), so maybe that's a peace offering? *flail*
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