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[nkfloofiepoof]

Have I mentioned that I'm a sheep?

Name a character (up to five at a time - don't have to pick just one at a time, and once I've replied, you can pick five more if you want. I have no life XD ), and I'll tell you at least three facts about them from my own personal pseudocanon.

Also, there's still one slot left below. I'm going to get started on those prompts while we're in California/on the train there next week. ♥

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[vejiraziel.livejournal.com]

Optimus Prime! :D

[nkfloofiepoof]

1. In any personal canon outside of Hate the Dark, he's asexual, which isn't to say that he doesn't like anyone. He's perfectly capable of falling in love and having a crush on someone - the physical aspect of a relationship, however, squicks him to the moon and back, and he has a tendency to get almost violently ill if he happens to walk in on someone getting a little too frisky in the rec room.

2. He has a hair trigger temper but tries to keep his explosions confined to his office and private quarters. As such, he has gone through approximately 698 desks, 1257 chairs, 215 recharge berths, and had holes in the walls of his office patched 4502 times since crashing on Earth in '84.

3. He's a video game junkie and is in charge of scheduling the Ark's tournaments for Halo, DDR, and Street Fighter when they have the time to spare. Katamari Damacy is his, though, and don't anyone dare touch it lest they suffer the consequences of #2 above.

[vejiraziel.livejournal.com]

Okay, let's see...

Mirage

Blaster

Soundwave

Skywarp

[nkfloofiepoof]

Mirage

     1. He's absolutely phobic of being looked at and watched. As such, he uses his cloak constantly. Whenever the others think he's either scouting or hiding out in his room, he's probably right there with them, just invisible. If his cloaking device were to ever break, he would deteriorate to a paranoid mess like Breakdown.

     2. Volunteered for the war effort to spite his parents. Little did he know this probably saved his life; the Towers were razed not long after he enlisted.

     3. Would never admit it aloud, but he secretly likes the feeling of fresh, cool mud on his chassis.

Blaster

     1. He never wanted to be a spark splitter, and when he was requested to make a troop of cassettes to counter Soundwave's, he tried to pawn off their sparks to someone else to take care of until Ratchet informed him that only he could provide them the proper energy and housing for their development.

     2. Thinks of himself as a Guitar Hero master, but he still can't beat Prime.

     3. Once he got used to having the cassettes and opened up to them more, he tried to develop a better relationship with them, but he still plays favorites without realizing it.

Soundwave

     1. Wants another femme cassette more than anything. He'd have all femmes if he could.

     2. He only joined the Decepticons because he happened to be in the completely wrong place at the completely wrong time, and now Megatron has such a tight hold on him and the cassettes, Soundwave can't defect without risking the lives of one or more of the cassettes.

     3. Soundwave wasn't his original name - he changed his name as well as his appearance in order to avoid arrest when he murdered his caregiver.

Skywarp

     1. He isn't so much stupid as he is just very carefree and fun-loving. As far as he's concerned, if he can't have fun doing something, it's not worth doing.

     2. Doesn't know the meaning of the phrase "personal space" and has molested every Decepticon he's come in contact with for no reason other than they were there and within grabbing distance. Yes, he's even groped Megatron. Megatron didn't seem to mind so much.

     3. While his loyalty to the Decepticon cause is undeniable, he's only loyal because it's more fun than delegation and being a goody-goody Autobot. If he could have as much or more fun being an Autobot than he could being a Decepticon, he'd defect faster than Blurr could say this sentence.

[eerian_sadow]

Perceptor

Sentinel Prime

Steeljaw

Ratbat

Omega Supreme


...i think i almost managed not to be obvious in my choices, even. ^_^

[nkfloofiepoof]

Some of these were a lot easier than others XD

Perceptor

     1. He thinks far too highly of his own ability and intelligence and has a tendency to be extremely rude to those he believes have lower IQs than himself - which, as far as he's concerned, means everyone, even Prime.

     2. He and Wheeljack hate each other. Wheeljack tries to at least get along, but unfortunately, his track record with his inventions labels him as "inferior" to Perceptor.

     3. He has a habit of talking aloud to himself, even in battle. Because of his attitude, everybody thinks he's so stuck-up he just likes hearing the sound of his own voice, but the truth is he can't work out equations and think any other way but by sounding out the algorithms and hypotheses and hearing them.

Sentinel Prime (G1 because I don't watch Animated)

     1. Has no qualms against fraternizing with his subordinates - one at a time or all at once - as Prowl, Jazz, and several other officers (and lower-ranked soldiers) will attest.

     2. Will never admit it, but when Megatron was going out and recruiting every flyer he could find at the start of the war, Sentinel gave the okay for a group to go out and "deal with" the flyers still neutral. In the back of his mind, he meant for them to simply recruit them, but he neglected to be so specific, so it's basically his fault so many flyers were killed simply for having wings.

     3. He was a workaholic and perfected the art of being able to do his job and keep himself entertained with someone in his lap or over his desk at the same time. It's good to be Prime.

Steeljaw

     1. Ever since Ravage caught him and screwed his sensors senseless in the Nemesis, he's been the first to volunteer for spy missions to the Decepticon ship. His brothers prefer not to think of what that means.

     2. His olfactory sensors are so overwhelmingly sensitive, he can be floored and knocked offline by almost any strong odor from honeysuckle to limburger cheese to skunk spray.

     3. When he's done an exceptional job on a mission, his favorite reward for his hard work is for Blaster to get a pile of fabric and warm it up for Steeljaw to bury himself in.

Ratbat

     1. He was Sparked approximately one month after the Decepticons crashed on Earth because Soundwave was depressed and needed to have something around which depended on him.

     2. Because of the circumstances of his Sparking - so soon after awakening on Earth and while the Decepticons were low on fuel due to having such bad luck on Earth - his spark is defective. It's not growing at near the rate it should, and he's unable to speak as a result despite the fact that he could have otherwise.

     3. He idolizes Rumble for reasons none of his family can understand, but Rumble doesn't mind. It's better than idolizing Megatron like Buzzsaw does.

Omega Supreme

     1. Because of his past with the Constructicons, he has a soft spot and protective streak for all combiner teams - not just the Autobots'. Boy, did Breakdown lose it when Omega showed up the time he flattened a tire.

     2. His speech pattern is the way it is not because of "killing his emotions" due to his past with the Constructicons or anything like the Autobots believe - he first heard it from Soundwave and liked it.

     3. He views the Constructicons not as his friends but more like his offspring, so their antics are more than just a betrayal of trust to him.

[lunar-eclipse24.livejournal.com]

Starscream

Megatron

Skywarp

Thundercracker

Skyfire

[nkfloofiepoof]

Starscream

     1. He's secretly afraid of interfacing with anyone larger than himself which is why, throughout the war, he's only gone to berth with Frenzy.

     2. He tried to forget his past as a scientist, but he can't help himself sometimes. It's because of his closely guarded fascination with organic life that he actually likes being put on monitor duty on Earth - the monitors are right next to a window where he can spend his shift watching the colony of seahorses right outside.

     3. He has a voice fetish. More than once, he's talked Frenzy into making recordings of various Autobots' voices, even Soundwave's on a few occasions, and roleplaying as them. He's just lucky Frenzy's a rather understanding cassette.

Megatron

     1. He abuses his power to an extreme. If he decides he likes the look of any of his subordinates, he orders them into his berth. It's much easier for them if they don't refuse because he doesn't take "no" for an answer.

     2. As such, he also has his way with most of the Autobot prisoners the Decepticons happen to bring in. They, unfortunately, don't tend to survive his attention.

     3. He forces Soundwave's loyalty by threatening the lives of the cassettes. Shockwave is his conspirator in that sense, and they always make sure at least one cassette is on the Nemesis or on Cybertron at all times.

Skywarp

     (answered when vejiraziel requested him above)

Thundercracker

     1. For being so adamant against the "ground-loving organics" of Earth, he has a definite fetish for groundling mechs. He'd rather 'face someone with tires than someone with wings.

     2. Before the war, he and Mirage were an item, but when they had to choose sides, they parted ways. Thundercracker never stopped regretting it.

     3. He admits to having sparkling-sat for Soundwave on more than one occasion, particularly when Soundwave Sparked Ratbat. Thundercracker's not quite sure what that says about himself, and he's not sure he wants to know.

Skyfire

     1. He's the reason Starscream is afraid of interfacing with larger mechs - when they were young students of the Science Academy, they got a little too frisky with one another in the courtyard, and Skyfire, unfortunately, overloaded before Starscream. He was holding Starscream's leg and wing at the time and crushed both. Starscream never held it against him, but Skyfire never forgave himself.

     2. Doesn't like the nickname "space taxi" even if he'd honestly rather be nothing but that as long as he's involved in the war.

     3. Whenever he tires of the other Autobots or feels claustrophobic in the Ark, he goes into orbit around Earth and has happy time with Cosmos.

[lunar-eclipse24.livejournal.com]

3. He has a voice fetish. More than once, he's talked Frenzy into making recordings of various Autobots' voices, even Soundwave's on a few occasions, and roleplaying as them. He's just lucky Frenzy's a rather understanding cassette.
I now want to read this fic. To the kink meme!

answered when vejiraziel requested him above)
Yeah, I didn't realize she(?) had already requested him until after I had replied.

[nkfloofiepoof]

*snrk* If I didn't already have my hands full with so many other projects, I'd write it myself. *owes a return fic there*

[smashboom.livejournal.com]

Ravage
Rosana
Astrotrain

...Your take on Optimus Prude sends me into giggle-fits. <3

[nkfloofiepoof]

I luv my Prudimus Prime~ ♥

Ravage

     1. She was always rather abrasive even before the war, but throughout the war, her aggressive nature grew stronger and stronger until it overtook her. Now, she can't bring herself to trust anybody outside her family - now, she's more of the mindset of "eat face first, ask questions later".

     2. Rumble wasn't the only one a larger mech tried to eat near the beginning of the war. Ravage was just able to escape before she sustained any permanent damage. She's never admitted this to Soundwave - he has his hands full enough dealing with Rumble's issues after his attack.

     3. She often spends so much time stargazing and filling her tape to the brim with pictures of Earth's stars and its moon, she has a tendency to temporarily forget why she was out of the Nemesis to begin with, or she gets caught by the Autobots. The latter ashames her and makes her work all the harder to compensate.

Rosanna

     1. As a pacifist, she wishes everybody would just learn to get along and has often tried to get Blaster and Soundwave to meet and make friends. Blaster isn't so keen on the idea.

     2. She's responsible for hooking up Eject and Frenzy as a result of #1. Blaster definitely isn't keen on that - at least, he wouldn't be if they let him find out.

     3. She spends so much time running around the Ark trying to keep up morale and helping Eject and Frenzy meet in private that she doesn't take very good care of herself, and more than a few times, she's collapsed in the middle of the corridors as her body forces itself into stasis to recuperate.

Astrotrain

     1. The space-traveling 'bots have pretty much established low orbit around Earth as a neutral zone, so whenever he's sick of being the Decepticons' space taxi and/or bored while being stuck in orbit around Earth, he gets together with Skyfire, Blast Off, and Cosmos, and they have a therapeutic gripe session about their respective factions/comrades.

     2. Tends to like it a little too much when he has other mechs inside him. In fact, someone fiddling with his controls is his favorite way to interface.

     3. He trades unofficial (meaning, non-mission/without Megatron's explicit concent) rides/transports for favors - usually sexual favors, but he has a particular weakness for a particular item from Earth and can be paid in snow globes instead.