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[nkfloofiepoof]

Have I mentioned that I'm a sheep?

Name a character (up to five at a time - don't have to pick just one at a time, and once I've replied, you can pick five more if you want. I have no life XD ), and I'll tell you at least three facts about them from my own personal pseudocanon.

Also, there's still one slot left below. I'm going to get started on those prompts while we're in California/on the train there next week. ♥

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Mirage

     1. He's absolutely phobic of being looked at and watched. As such, he uses his cloak constantly. Whenever the others think he's either scouting or hiding out in his room, he's probably right there with them, just invisible. If his cloaking device were to ever break, he would deteriorate to a paranoid mess like Breakdown.

     2. Volunteered for the war effort to spite his parents. Little did he know this probably saved his life; the Towers were razed not long after he enlisted.

     3. Would never admit it aloud, but he secretly likes the feeling of fresh, cool mud on his chassis.

Blaster

     1. He never wanted to be a spark splitter, and when he was requested to make a troop of cassettes to counter Soundwave's, he tried to pawn off their sparks to someone else to take care of until Ratchet informed him that only he could provide them the proper energy and housing for their development.

     2. Thinks of himself as a Guitar Hero master, but he still can't beat Prime.

     3. Once he got used to having the cassettes and opened up to them more, he tried to develop a better relationship with them, but he still plays favorites without realizing it.

Soundwave

     1. Wants another femme cassette more than anything. He'd have all femmes if he could.

     2. He only joined the Decepticons because he happened to be in the completely wrong place at the completely wrong time, and now Megatron has such a tight hold on him and the cassettes, Soundwave can't defect without risking the lives of one or more of the cassettes.

     3. Soundwave wasn't his original name - he changed his name as well as his appearance in order to avoid arrest when he murdered his caregiver.

Skywarp

     1. He isn't so much stupid as he is just very carefree and fun-loving. As far as he's concerned, if he can't have fun doing something, it's not worth doing.

     2. Doesn't know the meaning of the phrase "personal space" and has molested every Decepticon he's come in contact with for no reason other than they were there and within grabbing distance. Yes, he's even groped Megatron. Megatron didn't seem to mind so much.

     3. While his loyalty to the Decepticon cause is undeniable, he's only loyal because it's more fun than delegation and being a goody-goody Autobot. If he could have as much or more fun being an Autobot than he could being a Decepticon, he'd defect faster than Blurr could say this sentence.